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I watched the newest Transformers film this afternoon, and it was grand. Dropping Shia LaBouf was a great decision on the movie makers' part (something I've heard even Shia himself has said). No more of that strange awkwardness that seems to radiate from the character of Sam Witwicky. I'll try not to spoil too much here.
I doubt critics will be singing its praises, but I personally found it enjoyable. My first complaint was that it took a while to actually get any Transformers on-screen. There's also the runtime; make sure you drink your soda very slowly (or better yet, skip it), because this film is a whopping 2 hours and 45 minutes long. If you have any liquids before the second half, regardless of how well you handle fluids, your bladder will feel ready to explode long before the film ends.
Personally, the part I found the most amusing was when Rainbow Dash transformed into an assault rifle. Yes, you read that right. I don't know which to say: "Rainbow Dash is Best Gun" or "Rainbow Dash is now cannon."
I look forward to more, as the ending made it quite clear that there is at least one more planned.
I wish the merchandise was better. With the current wave of toys, they've sacrificed the fun parts such as transformation and posability in favor of simplicity and action gimmicks.
Is Transformers: Age of Extinction worth watching? Don't ask me; I've enjoyed all the Transformers films so far, so my opinions on the franchise do not reflect the majority opinions.
I doubt critics will be singing its praises, but I personally found it enjoyable. My first complaint was that it took a while to actually get any Transformers on-screen. There's also the runtime; make sure you drink your soda very slowly (or better yet, skip it), because this film is a whopping 2 hours and 45 minutes long. If you have any liquids before the second half, regardless of how well you handle fluids, your bladder will feel ready to explode long before the film ends.
Personally, the part I found the most amusing was when Rainbow Dash transformed into an assault rifle. Yes, you read that right. I don't know which to say: "Rainbow Dash is Best Gun" or "Rainbow Dash is now can
I look forward to more, as the ending made it quite clear that there is at least one more planned.
I wish the merchandise was better. With the current wave of toys, they've sacrificed the fun parts such as transformation and posability in favor of simplicity and action gimmicks.
Is Transformers: Age of Extinction worth watching? Don't ask me; I've enjoyed all the Transformers films so far, so my opinions on the franchise do not reflect the majority opinions.
Chuck Christmas
-Krampus has been trying to be good lately so he doesn't get taken away by Chuck Norris. -Ever wonder how Santa delivers so many presents so quickly? Experience. He races against Chuck Norris every year. -Chuck Norris doesn't put a star on top of his Christmas tree. The last time he did, three very confused wise men knocked on his door. -I don't remember what I got on the second day of Christmas because Chuck Norris knocked me out with the partridge and the pear tree.
The SCP Foundation: Table of Contents
You may have noticed that I have been posting several literature deviations featuring crossovers of various franchises with the SCP Foundation. This journal is meant to be a sort of table of contents for finding these quickly. They are sorted based on the franchise they are from. It also includes SCPs that I have not yet done, but believe would make for good entries. Doctor Who SCP-013: The Doctor SCP-014: The Master SCP-015: K9 SCP-016: River Song SCP-017: Psychic Paper SCP-018: Dalek Chassis Pokémon SCP-150: Mewtwo SCP-151: Mew SCP-152: Missingno. SCP-153: GS Ball SCP-154: Silph Scope SCP-155: Azure Flute SCP-156: Ultra Wormholes Minecraft SCP-196: Ender Dragon Egg Halo SCP-343: Halo Rings SCP-2401: The Flood Fallout SCP-4111: Dunwich Borers Star Trek SCP-8028: Guardian of Forever SCP-8043: Tribble
Doctor Who's latest episodes
Many Doctor Who fans claim that Chris Chibnall is a terrible writer. Well, I'm going to investigate that claim by analyzing each episode and giving it a rating. This is how the rating works: Platinum🏆: A mind-blowing episode that you'll remember forever Gold🥇: A really good episode Silver🥈: It's okay; not bad, but not very memorable. Bronze🥉: A rather "meh" episode; it's not very good Iron🔧: "WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!" Episodes marked with an asterisk (*) are episodes which Chris Chibnall did not write or direct. -Series 11- The Woman Who Fell to Earth: Silver🥈 An interesting first start that establishes the characters well. The lack of an opening theme was disappointing, though. The Ghost Monument: Silver🥈 Not much to say about this. Rosa: Gold🥇 Touches on sensitive and important material without being too heavy-handed. It respects what it's about. Arachnids in the UK: Gold🥇 This feels very much like an episode from the classic Who era, albeit with average CG instead of
MLP Villains in Minecraft
Today, I got to thinking what battles against various villains would be like if they were bosses in Minecraft, much like the Ender Dragon, Wither, and Elder Guardian. Nightmare Moon This one is pretty straightforward: just fight her. She can fly and shoot with magic, but she won’t stay airborne for long. Defeating her purifies her and turns her back into Luna. Discord Discord isn’t really dangerous; just incredibly annoying. Instead of attacking directly, he just messes things up. Any solid block he moves over becomes a random color of glazed terra cotta. He turns cows, pigs, and chickens into random non-boss mobs. Bunnies are turned into The Killer Bunny. Iron Golems are given the Levitation effect as if struck by a Shulker (he may also do this to the player). Sheep have their colors changed or are given the “_jeb” nametag. Any mob he comes across can also be given the “Dinnerbone” nametag. When he is nearby, the Sharpness enchantment can be applied to sticks and various stone
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